Dear listeners,
Whatever you may think you are doing here, do not listen to this episode of the Age of Enfrightenment. Please come back in two week when we will be posting a perfectly safe and entirely curse-free Episode 14. Ultimately, your decisions are your own and we can in no way police what auditory experiences you partake in, but we simply cannot stress enough that no good will come from listening to Episode 13... of anything really. You've likely already done some damage to your chances of survival just reading this far into our cautionary letter.
Our deepest apologies and best of luck to you,
Dave, Theo, & Nick
P.S. Don't listen to it.
EPISODE 13 Bad Omens
